Halloween Jokes

[Miss Muffet]

Come on people, lets have your best (and worst) Halloween jokes - and keep 'em clean!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
'Cos he had nobody to go with! :rotfl:

Why did the vampire visit the psychiatrist?
'Cos he was a bit batty! :rotfl:

Why was the little ghoul confused?
Because his Daddy was a mummy! :rotfl:

What is a spooks favourite food?
Ghoul-ash!!:rotfl:

Why wouldn't the ghost sing at the karaoke?
'Cos he didn't want to make a spectre-cle of himself!!:rotfl: *groan*

I'll go and think of more......

[Chelltune]

They are terrible!

Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
HE GOT CAUGHT DRINKING ON THE JOB.

How do monsters tell their fortunes?
They read HORROR-scopes

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating/
women can see straight through them

Will see if I can find more

[Ruthierhyme]

Originally Posted by Chelltune

They are terrible!

lmao I second that !!

Keep them coming

[Miss Muffet]

Where do spooks go to send mail?
The Ghost Office! :rotfl:

What's a Mummy's favourite type of music?
Wrap! :rotfl:

Who is Dracula's favourite singer?
Fangs Sinatra! :rotfl:

I'll be back!

aarrrggghhhh!!!!

No sence of humour,what.??????

[Miss Muffet]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!!:rotfl:

What's a ghosts favourite dessert?
Ice Scream!:rotfl:

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse!:rotfl:

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!:rotfl:

What is a ghosts favourite game?
Hide & Shriek!:rotfl:

What bedtime story do young monsters like?
Ghoul Deluxe and the 3 Scares!!:rotfl: *big groan*

Who did Frankenstein take to the party?
His Ghoulfriend!:rotfl:

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!:rotfl:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately!:rotfl:

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!:rotfl:

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?":rotfl:

[Chelltune]

They are getting worse!