lol, if anyones interested in seeing some of the policies involved with the political parties this interactive survey type website is great:
voteforpolicies.org.uk
Click the areas you're most interested in then after a read of those policies select the set that best reflects your views by clicking it and turning it green, after all your selected areas are complete, submit and the results will be returned along with the parties whose policies you support ..
I can't give a personal guarantee on the sites accuracy or validity sorry.