There's always the option of making your own... (here we go....!!
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Simply acquire an empty carpet tube and cut to height required.
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Collect as many (clean & unused) toilet brushes as you want for branches and spray green.
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Bore holes into aforementioned tubing and shove in (technical term) the bog brush handles.....Voila.... one (very strange-looking) Christmas tree!!
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And a lifetimes supply of loo brushes!!! :rotfl:
If anyone happens to make one - I'd LOVE to see it......before you're carted off by the men in white coats!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: