Here's a mini list, perhaps you can have a smiliar discussion in your setting?
What to put on toast:
Butter or margarine
Jam
Marmalade
Lemon Curd
Peanut Butter
Marmite
Beans
Spaghetti
Cheese
Sardines or pilchards
Tuna melt
Prawn melt
Pate
Poached eggs
Mashed banana, with or without honey
Sandwich spread
Chocolate spread
Chocolate hazlenut spread
Honey
Golden Syrup
Let us know if you get any amusing answers!
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Toast Poll.